Last night, my dream was just like the one I’ve been having, with one notable exception: it played out like a video game. Specifically, Resident Evil’s Mercenaries mode. For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, this is The Mercenaries:
The goal of my dream was still the same (find my old friend), but with the added challenge of shooting monsters hell-bent on killing me. The only aid I got, other than what weapons I could find, was Jack Nicholson appearing via several different monitors throughout the building. Of course, the only thing he did was repeatedly call me a faggot whenever I looked at one of the monitors. And I still couldn’t get in touch with my old friend, naturally.
I don’t know. I thought it was kind of funny, I guess, so I wrote it down. Plus it just really made me want to hurry up and get a copy of Resident Evil 6 already.