Cashing In

In light of the new Battlefield, a game glorifying excessive force by the police, getting released in light of all the real-life excessive force done by police, I thought I would come up with a list of games that could also tastelessly cash-in on recent events.

  • FRATRICIDE – Play one of out of thousands of fraternity brothers falsely accused of sexual assault! Do you have what it takes to defeat the ultimate evil: the biased, liberal publication that is “Moving Rock?”
  • GATE DEFENSE – Defend your right to free speech and your rights as a gamer against the screaming hordes of evil censors and social justice warriors, all of whom are coincidentally women! Defend gaming from wave after wave of evil feminists- but watch out, the third wave is the toughest! Zoe Quinn, Anita Sarkeesian, and Brianna Wu are not included, yet they still seem to show up!
  • FEAR OF A BLACK HAT – Ever wanted to see your favorite celebrities naked? Now you can! Using your state of the art hacking skills and a lapse in online security, you can finally jerk off to all of Hollywood’s top starlets in their birthday suits, right to privacy be damned, without having to fantasize about rescuing them from pirates, you fucking weirdo!
  • WHAT’S THE BUZZ? – Uh oh, a couple of comedians on Twitter have found out that you’ve been plagiarising your material for years! In this linear visual novel, read on as you go from an embarrassing, career-ruining scandal, to getting hired full-time to one of the publications you stole from! Pre-order now and get the Fareed Zakaria DLC!

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