I’m not bitter at all!

I was delighted to see this image appear on my Facebook timeline earlier this morning:

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The key words in that image are “Alan Baird Project” and “Final Show.” This means that after all these years, they’re finally breaking up. Done. Kaput.

In a normal situation, I would take the high road and not gloat about things like this. But this is the Alan Baird Project, and if you think for a single second that I’m going to take the high road over the demise of a band whose bassist brags about committing statutory rape and whose lead singer decided to end a seven year friendship and whose fanbase tried to get this very blog taken down over the simple fact that I had the audacity to befriend the lovely, charming, talented folks of Reviving Cecilia, well, you are out of your Goddamned mind.

Instead, I’m going to take a page out of the book of Bryan Danielson, a man I respect and admire. Now where’s my metal remix of Ride of the Valkyries?

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