I’m stranded on an island with Ali Goosens that is roughly two hundred feet wide and two hundred feet long. The only thing on this island is a tiny, poorly lit bar that, for whatever reason, also includes the owner’s collection of Sega Genesis games behind a glass case. This place sucks and we hate it and we want to leave. The world outside the bar is a series of low resolution blocks, like something out of Minecraft. Much like that game, the two of us get to work constructing a boat out of these blocks in order to get back to the mainland. Unfortunately, the boat catches on fire before we can finish it.