Some time ago, I found this magazine article about the nutritional value of soy that read like it was written by some kid doing the barest minimum effort possible for a school assignment. Now, you probably aren’t asking yourself this but I’ll pretend that you are: what kind of magazine would be the host of such an article? A magazine dedicated to health and nutrition? Some kids magazine? Some local rag in a doctor or dentists office?
If you guessed, “some shitty porno mag for the early-mid 1990’s,” give yourself a pat on the back, you genius you.