I’m working for WWE as a manager, and my first clients are the newly reunited tag team of Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger. I should be getting them ready for their next match and thinking up my next promo, but I decide that we should all take a trip to the museum, instead. So it’s just the three of us, checking out all the exhibits and having a good time; Dolph really liked the Native American exhibits. Also I should point out that both of these guys were wearing their wrestling gear the whole time, and I found it funny that we were getting exposed to other World cultures while Jack Swagger has his “We, The People” Tea Party singlet on.
We get hungry, so we stop at the cafeteria for some lunch. Jack gets separated from us at this point, so Dolph and I take a seat and discuss anime while eating sandwiches. Eventually, Jack shows up, surrounded by a group of teenage girls. I turn around so I can ask him what the fuck is up, and he sprays me with a ketchup bottle. Him and the girls all laugh at me, and he says, “Hey! Loosen up, you Mark!”