Metal Gear Rising

You know, I make my “gotta remind everybody that I’m gay at all times” jokes about Raiden and liking Metal Gear Rising (which is legitimately great, and, I feel at least, is better than even Bayonetta), but I have to say something here: the music is fucking horrible. Just this Godawful nu-metal shit from over ten years ago that still gets airplay on the local rock station on my radio.

I’m expecting Jerry “The King” Lawler to just interrupt in the middle of this song and say, “and a special thanks to Jamie Christoperson for ‘Rules of Nature,’ the official theme song for WWE Hell in a Cell, live only on Pay-Per-View!” It’s that bad.

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