Confession: I retired this segment from the site for a while due to the Archive's Twitter account doing some fence-sitting about cryptocurrency, and leaning towards being in favor of it. As a tyrannical SJW, or whatever idiots on Reddit call you when you say that…
Continue reading...It's been a while, since I've done one of these. Been too long since I wrote about an explicitly horny game, rather than the implied kind like Final Fight. Let's get busy. Penthouse magazine was the in-between of porn mags. It was more hardcore than…
Continue reading...I have felt like absolute shit all week, physically speaking. Just sick as a fucking dog, feeling all gross and shitty. As such, I've been keeping myself entertained in ways where I'm "off my feet" so to speak. No fighting games (gonna be so rusty…
Continue reading...The Langrisser series, or at least, the first two entries, are games that I really enjoy. Hell, I was once on an internet radio show about the second one. Tactical RPGs are really good, and are even better on the Sega Mega Drive. Langrisser 1…
Continue reading...It's June. More importantly, it is Pride month, or as it is known today: Pridetm, presented by Mastercard, Raytheon, and the McElroy Brothers. In this month of people and corporations pretending to like us so long as we remain sexless, docile concepts rather than actual…
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